Fat Cuts

UnknownWe have recently learned that the multimillionaire Andrew Lloyd Webber, the lifelong Peer who has graced our ears and eyes with countless schmaltzy musicals (wretched genre, if you ask me), has dutifully rushed back in business class from New York just in time to vote for George Osborne’s repellent tax credit cuts.


What an upper class hero!

I herewith launch a petition on Change.org to have his worldwide hit, Cats, rechristened “Fat Cats.”